Star Trek Villain Revealed

Finally the villain of the highly anticipated Star Trek Sequel has been revealed: CHINA!

JJ Abrams has been successful in keeping the villain secret until now. According to an insider, Benedict Cumberbach, portrays personification of China:

" In the distant future, China's one child policy reduces the Chinese population to one man. A superchinaman who destroys Starfleet from within in order to conquer the universe. Of course it is up to Captain Kirk to stop him."

Trek fans have already expressed outrage since this villain is non-canon.

A Chinese Papacy

The great Aryan Pope Benedict's abdication was a covert regime change initiated by the Chinese as part of their plan for world domination.

Jesus has long warned us of China's threat. Much of his carpentry business was outsourced by the Romans to Chinese child labor.

Pope Francis, born Jorge Mario Bergog Ling, has been known for his censorship of anti-Chinese verses in the the bible like the following:

Psalms 23:4
Though I walk through the valley in China, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Romans 6:23
For the wages of in China are low; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Matthew 7:15 
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious Chinamen.

Beware. China Rises.